My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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