Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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