at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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