We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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