THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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