Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
FUCK WHALES
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