I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it's like iHOP with fire
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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