I'm jealous of your bromance
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I touched a dick in church today
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