so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
oh god the rape fog is back!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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