doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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