problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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