That's when you crack a 10am beer
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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