Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
