I hate all girls vehemently.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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