Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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