The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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