He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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