I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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