I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
