So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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