I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
