dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I need moral support for this bender
I think a kid would responsible me up
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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