I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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