I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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