? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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