So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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