theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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