Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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