I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
