ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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