i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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