i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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