Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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