Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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