So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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