Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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