I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Never underestimate the power of titties
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
