I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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