he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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