im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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