This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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