Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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