youre lurking in front of me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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