I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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