Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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