no. you can't hotbox the world.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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