this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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