GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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