Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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