just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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